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Micaiah, son of Imlah, is a prophet in the Hebrew Bible. He is one of the four disciples of Elijah and not to be confused with Micah, prophet of the Book of Micah.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Shire Hall, Llangefni","displaytitle":"Shire Hall, Llangefni","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q29485117","titles":{"canonical":"Shire_Hall,_Llangefni","normalized":"Shire Hall, Llangefni","display":"Shire Hall, Llangefni"},"pageid":69094861,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Record_office_and_war_memorial%2C_Llangefni_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1735084.jpg/330px-Record_office_and_war_memorial%2C_Llangefni_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1735084.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Record_office_and_war_memorial%2C_Llangefni_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1735084.jpg","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1190578941","tid":"00f6d9cd-9dd0-11ee-8eb9-a85f330203e8","timestamp":"2023-12-18T18:05:19Z","description":"County building in Llangefni, Wales","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":53.2543,"lon":-4.3113},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shire_Hall%2C_Llangefni"}},"extract":"The Shire Hall is a municipal structure in Glanhwfa Road, Llangefni, Anglesey, Wales. The building, which served as the headquarters of Anglesey County Council, is a Grade II listed building.","extract_html":"
The Shire Hall is a municipal structure in Glanhwfa Road, Llangefni, Anglesey, Wales. The building, which served as the headquarters of Anglesey County Council, is a Grade II listed building.
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