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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}

{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}

{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

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{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}

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