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Club Deportivo Marianao Poblet is a Spanish football club located in Sant Boi de Llobregat, Barcelona, Spain. Founded in 1994, it currently plays in Segona Catalana – Group 3. The team's colors are red and black.
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The Tver electoral district was a constituency created for the 1917 Russian Constituent Assembly election.
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Joe Kruzel is an American baseball coach and former player. In 2021 Joe managed the Billings Mustangs, of the Pioneer League. In 2022 he was named the Field Coordinator for the Los Angeles Angels organization. Kruzel served as the head baseball coach at his alma mater, The University of Toledo from 1993 to 2003, compiling a record of 259–331. Kruzel won the Mid-American Conference Coach of the Year award in 1999.
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