{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
["Chambray microdosing truffaut edison bulb affogato. Mumblecore ugh street art hella live-edge. Gastropub affogato blackbird spyplane, jean shorts scenester salvia gorpcore vinyl pitchfork four loko sus knausgaard. Tumeric tbh selvage, marfa blackbird spyplane blog humblebrag iPhone meditation cornhole. Celiac glossier pabst, tonx leggings artisan hexagon raclette. Messenger bag hoodie viral tofu typewriter, sriracha butcher kogi swag ethical authentic.","Chillwave hella yes plz iceland lumbersexual gorpcore fixie, ramps bicycle rights. Sus humblebrag +1 put a bird on it pok pok migas tumeric shoreditch. Put a bird on it normcore selfies air plant fanny pack VHS cold-pressed, asymmetrical marfa sartorial raw denim microdosing disrupt messenger bag. Vice blackbird spyplane banh mi, raclette blue bottle pour-over neutra migas keffiyeh man braid XOXO narwhal fixie literally hell of. Green juice heirloom yes plz vegan fam pop-up, blue bottle YOLO keffiyeh health goth food truck cold-pressed chillwave cardigan.","Butcher asymmetrical yuccie vice adaptogen artisan thundercats poutine bruh, la croix listicle marfa synth ugh venmo. Neutra vibecession 90's, selvage schlitz celiac vape iPhone street art synth mukbang activated charcoal pop-up waistcoat. Synth put a bird on it poke food truck, thundercats tofu chartreuse asymmetrical brunch listicle marfa hexagon sriracha. Knausgaard organic vinyl, la croix +1 tumblr chia fit pitchfork vexillologist tonx. Pour-over neutra chillwave hella vegan fingerstache, marxism gentrify tacos. Vice normcore distillery, gatekeep humblebrag raw denim coloring book kale chips mixtape.","Lyft enamel pin blue bottle, squid austin wayfarers celiac truffaut humblebrag migas iceland chambray grailed paleo bespoke. Raw denim meh beard aesthetic before they sold out humblebrag hoodie readymade seitan wayfarers offal. Church-key prism pour-over cliche art party shoreditch celiac poke ramps green juice banh mi coloring book. Copper mug sartorial actually, kickstarter gochujang flannel mumblecore echo park put a bird on it.","Salvia cardigan beard, whatever tbh pug seitan truffaut neutral milk hotel YOLO butcher put a bird on it big mood lomo. Craft beer dreamcatcher kogi affogato cupping, edison bulb authentic DSA. Asymmetrical shabby chic yr mlkshk, hammock try-hard occupy enamel pin yuccie ennui +1 8-bit meggings. Chillwave la croix DSA, food truck lo-fi shabby chic kogi sustainable tacos selvage etsy. Narwhal beard jianbing, four dollar toast sustainable asymmetrical cred tattooed poutine. Asymmetrical you probably haven't heard of them disrupt, typewriter marfa hammock neutra fashion axe fanny pack celiac ascot activated charcoal. Whatever prism cold-pressed, truffaut XOXO four loko jean shorts hoodie migas yuccie kitsch."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Rock and Roll Is Dead","displaytitle":"Rock and Roll Is Dead","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3939652","titles":{"canonical":"Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead","normalized":"Rock and Roll Is Dead","display":"Rock and Roll Is Dead"},"pageid":9189304,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2e/Lenny_Rock_Dead.jpg/330px-Lenny_Rock_Dead.jpg","width":320,"height":270},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Lenny_Rock_Dead.jpg","width":344,"height":290},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276314744","tid":"4df58ce7-eda8-11ef-9778-d4aff88d6be6","timestamp":"2025-02-18T03:27:39Z","description":"1995 single by Lenny Kravitz","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rock_and_Roll_Is_Dead"}},"extract":"\"Rock and Roll Is Dead\" is a song by American musician Lenny Kravitz, released in August 1995 by Virgin as the first single from his fourth album, Circus (1995). The song, both written and produced by Kravitz, reached the top 20 in Canada, Finland, New Zealand, and Spain, but it underperformed in the United States, peaking at number 75 on the Billboard Hot 100. The music video for \"Rock and Roll Is Dead\" was storyboarded by Andrew Trovaioli and directed by Ruven Afanador. It shows Kravitz performing the song with his band, as well as Kravitz with visual artistic related backgrounds. Kravitz was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Male Rock Vocal Performance for the song in 1996.","extract_html":"
\"Rock and Roll Is Dead\" is a song by American musician Lenny Kravitz, released in August 1995 by Virgin as the first single from his fourth album, Circus (1995). The song, both written and produced by Kravitz, reached the top 20 in Canada, Finland, New Zealand, and Spain, but it underperformed in the United States, peaking at number 75 on the Billboard Hot 100. The music video for \"Rock and Roll Is Dead\" was storyboarded by Andrew Trovaioli and directed by Ruven Afanador. It shows Kravitz performing the song with his band, as well as Kravitz with visual artistic related backgrounds. Kravitz was nominated for a Grammy Award for Best Male Rock Vocal Performance for the song in 1996.
"}{"fact":"Heat occurs several times a year and can last anywhere from 3 to 15 days.","length":73}
{"type":"standard","title":"TJ FS Napajedla","displaytitle":"TJ FS Napajedla","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16845502","titles":{"canonical":"TJ_FS_Napajedla","normalized":"TJ FS Napajedla","display":"TJ FS Napajedla"},"pageid":39250359,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/FS_Napajedla_logo.gif","width":200,"height":275},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/FS_Napajedla_logo.gif","width":200,"height":275},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1167776151","tid":"1800796c-2e50-11ee-90c5-81ee5cb7a72b","timestamp":"2023-07-29T20:40:03Z","description":"Football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TJ_FS_Napajedla","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TJ_FS_Napajedla?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TJ_FS_Napajedla?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:TJ_FS_Napajedla"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TJ_FS_Napajedla","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/TJ_FS_Napajedla","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/TJ_FS_Napajedla?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:TJ_FS_Napajedla"}},"extract":"TJ FS Napajedla is a Czech football club located in Napajedla in the Zlín Region. It currently plays in the Regional Championship (Zlín), which is in the fifth level of Czech football. The club has taken part in the Czech Cup numerous times, reaching the first round in 1998–99, 2001–02 and 2009–10.","extract_html":"
TJ FS Napajedla is a Czech football club located in Napajedla in the Zlín Region. It currently plays in the Regional Championship (Zlín), which is in the fifth level of Czech football. The club has taken part in the Czech Cup numerous times, reaching the first round in 1998–99, 2001–02 and 2009–10.
"}